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Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame head football coach
COLLEGE FOOTBALL · THIS ACTUAL WEEK

No. 11 Notre Dame beat top-ranked Miami 31-24

Voters spent ten weeks calling Miami the best team in the country, and Notre Dame needed one afternoon to file a correction.

PHOTO: CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF / PUBLIC DOMAIN / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

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FORMULA 1 · THIS ACTUAL WEEK

Lando Norris won the Sao Paulo Grand Prix in the rain

The teams spend hundreds of millions of dollars on engineering, and a cloud reshuffled the order for free.

PHOTO: ALBERTO-G-ROVI / CC BY 3.0 / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

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