SPORTSBALL DEPT. OF MORALE MANDATORY FUN RENEWS EVERY MONDAY
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Sportsball

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TO:People who do not watch sports
SENT:Every Monday, before your first meeting
RE:"Did you catch the game?"

Sportsball is a once-a-week email for people with better things to do. Every Monday before work: the weekend's sports, boiled down to one-liners with a zing.

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EXHIBIT A: WHAT LANDS IN YOUR INBOX EVERY MONDAY
Jannik Sinner wins Wimbledon
REAL PHOTO, REAL STORY · ESPN
TENNIS · THIS ACTUAL WEEK"Jannik Sinner won Wimbledon again, without visible emotion. Your line: 'nobody beats him on grass.' Then sip your coffee. That's the whole move."
Julián Álvarez fires Argentina into the World Cup semifinals
REAL PHOTO, REAL STORY · ESPN
WORLD CUP · THIS ACTUAL WEEK"Argentina made the semifinals and for once Messi wasn't the reason. A man named Julián scored from 24 meters out, which is far. 'What a strike from Álvarez' works in any meeting. Skip the accent."
APPENDIX A: SPORTS EMERGENCIES
Magic 8-ball, unimpressed

Someone is asking you about the game right now and Monday's memo hasn't arrived?

Works for any sport, any game, any decade.

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